Sunday, July 15, 2012

Drama at a Glance #19 - Shortest Drama Ever

Text from R last night:  "You could be enjoying 'The 20' right now"


My response:  "I suppose you could if you were here."
Me:  "I mean... I suppose I could if you came up here."


R:  "Thought you weren't interested."
R:  "Too late now, I've been drinking and can't drive."
R:  "Thought I was flying solo tonight."


Me:  "Let me clarify.  If you could allow yourself to trust me, to be in a relationship and to fall in love with me, then I would be interested."


Fifteen minutes pass.


R:  "Nope, I just want to own your pussy."


Hmm.  What to say to that.  Bugger off?  Kiss my ass?  A dozen different responses float through my head.  I could say this, I could say that.  Instead?  


DELETE.  


I delete the entire text thread and return my attention to the TV to enjoy the rest of "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows."

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